Dear Gym Bro, here is a list of things you have done sice arriving at Equinox:
Chew gum
Check your hair
Check your email
Rock out to some wicked tunes
Complain about how crowded it is
Complain about how empty it is
Adjust your tank top
Chat with your bro
Sit on the leg press machine
Stare at me while I do squats
Things you have NOT done:
Exercise. Not even a little.
